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Breaking News From CNN!!!!!

Posted by Shanghai Shooters AFC on Jul 25 2002 at 05:00PM PDT in 2018/2019

Brought to you from our reporter in Shanghai.

Today it was announced that the famous Shanghai Shooters, will sever their 4 year relationship with Longbar, and move to rivals, Malone’s American Cafe. This is a major coup for the Malone’s organisation. It is estimated that the Shooters will spend US$100,000 a year in alcohol consumption(half of which is contributed by the co-owners, Jofre and Brierley!!)
Jofre was reported saying “Hey, a deal that includes Manila, cheaper drink, and more women, it was a no brainer!!” It is rumoured that the deal will include free beer at the field, and air tickets for the annual debauchery in Manila. It is also thought that Jofre’s hatred of arch rivals Lions, contributed to this move. When the Shooters were formed back in 1998, they stole the Longbar sponsorship from the Lions. Last season, Lions were using Malone’s as their after game coffee and tea drinking den. Now Jofre has again moved in on Lions territory and kicked them out. Shooters 2 Lions 0!!!

This is probably the biggest story in Shanghai just now, and CNN was there first to bring it to you.

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