Owner, Chairman, Treasurer, Manager, Coach, Striker and Sweeper, John Jofre(with great help from Chief Scout, Jon Grant), has pulled off the signing sensation of the history of the SIFL.
On the Bosman ruling, Jimmy Allen has joined the Shooters from Shanghai United. Personnel terms were undisclosed, but it is believed that 10 kegs of beer and 10 litres of Jack Daniel’s will work its way down Mr. Allen’s gullet in the coming months.
When interviewed, James Allen said “The Shanghai Shooters are the only team I have ever wanted to play for! This is a great chance for me to prove my drinking ability on a bigger stage, and I am looking forward to Manila, to show my abilities on the International front. I can’t thank the Chairman, Mr. Jofre, enough for giving me this once in a lifetime opportunity” The Shooters have now been installed as 7/4 favourites at Ladbrokes to win the title.